Why do my cats love to sit or sleep within and around my
shoes…?
Why do my cats throw-up in my shoes?
Why do my cats, especially Jerry, only wants to sit on my
lap when I am writing, like right now?
Why does Jerry want to sit on my lap when Tom is resting
peacefully on my lap?
Why is Tom sitting in that box, one of those awful cat
traps?
Why is it when I don’t get up early enough, Tom goes into
the bathroom and knocks over the trashcan?
Why when the alarm goes off, 60 seconds later when I open my
eyes, Tom is inches from my face?
Why does Tom punch me in the mouth the second thing after
the alarm goes off? Oh right, he’s hungry.
Why does Tom argue with me every day? I can’t get him to
shut up.
Why does Tom eat out of Jerry’s bowl and Jerry eats out of
Tom’s bowl, when no one is looking?
Why, first thing in the morning, is Tom’s bowl empty and
Jerry’s half filled?
Why is it when I sleep on my side, and I am only four inches
wide at my shoulders, and Jerry only has four feet, why does he take eight
steps to walk over me?
Why do I let my cats walk all over me?
Why does Tom sleep between my legs, when I like to roll from
my left to my right in the middle of the night? Oh, now I remember, because he
knows I will lay there and not kick him off my bed.
Why, when Tom sleeps between my legs, do I slowly as I can
slide my leg by Tom so I don’t wake him, causing my leg to cramp up every time?
Why is it when I am watching TV and both or one or the
other, is sitting on my lap and I have to go to the bathroom, I just sit there
and suffer, because I don’t want to wake them because they are so cute?
Why do these cats eat plastic? Especially when I forget to
put the bags up? I don’t need a sick cat on my hands.
Why do I hear Jerry, and sometimes Tom, run from the
kitchen, around the living room, then up the stairs into the bedroom and back
downstairs and in the Media room like nothing has happened?
Why does Tom run up the stairs, like a madman, (mad cat),
jump up onto my bed and use his claws to stop? My down blanket is down 50% of
its feathers. I have sewn it up so many
times the comforter is starting to look like Frankenstein’s blanket!
Why does Tom always try to hump Jerry? Heck, they were both
neutered when they were young. So where does that come from?
Why does Tom hump Jerry? That’s when the fight starts.
Why do Tom and Jerry start to play and a minute later…the
fight starts?
Why does Jerry always grab the door knob to the basement, and
then look at me? Oh right, I usually, without fail, get up and open the door.
Why when I open the basement door Jerry never goes down?
Tom, on the other hand, runs from were ever he is and charges down into the
basement. I wonder what the heck are they doing down there?
Why is it that when Jerry goes down the stairs, after
sitting in front of the door for about 10 minutes he goes down into the
basement, then runs back upstairs like something is chasing him? Oh wait, its
Tom chasing him.
Why are Tom and Jerry so funny at times? Oh right, they’re
cats!
Why do I love Tom and Jerry? Oh yeah, because…cats!
