Assassination attempt #256

Assassination attempt #256: At 4:03 am, this cold morning -- I forgot to close my window again, thank goodness for my down blanket -- my nose was stopped up so I figured I'd turn over onto my left side, I knew it would clear that up. My cat Tom was sleeping at my feet so I could not turn over. So I pulled my leg up and immediately  I got a cramp in my hamstring, so I sat up to rub it out. But, my back had been hurting, for the last couple of days and I was forced to lay back down, darn near passed out from the twin pains! Three minutes later the pain subsided and I finally turned over. In the meantime Tom yawned and went back to sleep, he knew his plan failed...